Sunday, March 6, 2011

Operation Food


Alpha to Beta. Alpha to Beta. Come in Beta. Do you read me?

Affirmative Captain. I have you loud and clear.

Do you have eyes on target?

Affirmative. She has the goods Captain. The delicious, succulent, morsels of--

Easy, soldier. Remember the mission. Stay on point. Gamma, how's our surveillance?

It's good Captain. No one is watching the girl. But they're due back any second. If we're going to go in, we have to do it now.

Hold just a moment longer. Joe, do you have the Gate?

...

Joe, do you read me? JOE!

Oh, uh, what did you say Kevin? I, um, was...uh you know what, nevermind what I was doing.

Joe, were you chasing squirrels again when you're supposed to be on duty?

Um...no?

Dang it, Joe! This is important! And I've told you before, you're supposed to call me Captain!

I know, Kev--I mean Captain, but I swear, I was this close to catching him this time.

If you weren't my brother I'd...*sigh* What's done is done. Let's move on. Do you have the Gate?

Yes. I'm waiting at it now.

Alright men, Operation Food is a go. Deploy!

Is that when I'm supposed to close the gate?

*sigh* Yes, Kevin, just close the gate.

5 comments:

  1. A Beagle Who Shall Remain NamelessMarch 11, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    Maybe you shouldn't be so hard on Joe, Kev--uh Captain. I'm sure he's trying as hard as he can. Those squirrels are dastardly!

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  2. Joe, is that you again?!

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  3. A Beagle Who Shall Remain NamelessMarch 11, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Um...no, no this a completely different beagle from the one you are thinking of.

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  4. I'm watching you soldier. I've got my eye on you

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  5. A Beagle Who Shall Remain JoeMarch 11, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    *Sigh*

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