This seemed like a good idea when I first found it. A plastic cup full of some kind of people food? It's like a treat and a toy all rolled into one! So of course I stuck my nose right in and went to town on that sucker. And oh, what sweet ambrosia was this food. Not quite liquid, not quite solid, but tangy and sweet and delicious! I ate it all, licking the cup right down to the plastic, making sure not to miss a single speck.
Well, then came the problem. I had pushed my nose further into the cup to get the last bit of cream. But when I lifted my nose, the cup was still attached! The plastic rim scratched my muzzle with irregular plastic ridges. I shook my head, hoping to throw it off, but it held strong, not even shifting.
Oh what I would give for opposable thumbs! I tried to bat it off my nose with my paw, but the angle made my swipe weak and ineffective. So I guess I'm just stuck until someone finds me and takes pity on me. I just know when Emily finds me she's going to laugh and coo and take embarrassing pictures before she finally removes it.
I guess there are worse places for my nose to be stuck.
I feel for you on the thumbs issue. kid. If only I had thumbs and words, I could have aided Denny much better. But your day will come, when you become a man. And you can have all the delicious yogurt you want
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