Hi! I'm Mandy! I'm just a puppy but my mommy just got me the bestest present ever! This is my dog April. Mommy says I have to walk her and everything but I already love her and she has to play with me whenever I want her to! Say hi April!
Oh god, I am begging you, please save me. She's already mauled me three times and she is constantly yanking on that leash. Plus she jumps on me and attacks my ear. And I just have to take it. If I try to defend myself Wendy says "April" in this warning tone like the puppy is too innocent and weak for me to knock down. That puppy is a menace.
Oh April, she is such a kidder! She loves to play as much as I do! In fact, I think her favorite game is hide-and-go-seek. She always lets me be It and I sometimes search forever before I find her! She is so good at hiding! And she's so quiet when she wakes up, like she doesn't want to wake me. Isn't she sweet?
Yes, it's true. I work very very hard not wake her. Because once she's up...well there's no escape until the reprieve at bedtime, which is oh so very far away. I'm considering taking up insomnia just so I can have some time alone. But with my luck, she would become an insomniac right along with me and then I'd be back to square one. Great. Please, come for me soon. I'm counting the days.
I know how you feel April. My people got a little terror almost a year ago and she's EVIL! I swear she waits until they aren't looking and then chases me and steals my toys and nips my ear. I hope you escape soon. When you do, can you come save me too?
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